Saturday, March 30, 2013

No jokes, just facts

Phase one: Sara drives from Duluth to Indianapolis.

Phase two: Sara and Mara board a bus to Columbus.

Phase three: Jason, his sister and his mother scoop up Sara and Mara. They drive to Lexington.

Phase four: the subjects above drive from Lexington to Dahlonega. They stop in Knoxville to devour BBQ with Sara's friends Claire and Jenny. They get beers.

Phase four part b: Johnny takes a comfortable, stimulating 18 hour bus ride to Georgia from Pennsylvania.

Phase five: the caravan picks up Johnny.

Phase six: the caravan meets up with Chad and Lisa. all members get a hotel, merrily drunk, and celebrate Jason's mom's birthday and the awesomeness that is going to be summer 2013.

Okay. Just one.

What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift.

I'm so funny.

mara

2 comments:

  1. Johnney thunder and mara phase. The resulting bo tsunami wafts high up into the stratosphere messin up chaco and wacs flight to traildays cause the planes engins dont take kindly to waftins from no low down dirt crossers.
    Also, there will be no bears while u r sleeping.
    Also,....if u leave johnney thunder unatended on the trail while u relieve urself, the bears will eat ur johnney thunder and ur hike wll be over.

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  2. That's a good looking trunk...

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