Sara, Mara, Johnny, and Jason are hiking the trail. Follow one or all of us when we send out periodic updates from the 2,200 mile AT. See you all in October.
Johnney thunder has twinkely eyelashes and eyes.its true, and disturbing. Johnney thunder cannot be out sandwitched,out leeky pole thrown, out scampered over wet rock and mud , out motovated, out AYCEed, out locked in hotel rooms with his woman, out versed in the way of traildom, out billvilled, out koreaed, out outed as a hiker, out outsided, out damasusisked or out picknic table danced. Matthewski cannot be out bobed, out baconed . Out doged, out kited, out trail gremlined, out trash picked up, out pancaked, out motovated to hike, out arted, out glucosed, cleaned, out accedent prone, out stumbled with or without falling, out strap oned, out steaked or out room 23ed.
The sandwich described hearin can be looked at on matthew weinstones facebook page. its design and mission statement dont conflict with johnney thunders slammin samich achievments . On the low fire under an old black skillet sat a family of garlicheads. Just weeks before the were in the farm wondering what chef would prepare them. They were from the poor side of garlic field 25d. Little cindy lou garlichead wanted to be a garlic burger. Bobby garlichead thaught day and night of being mashed sweets. But pappa daddy matthewski garlichead loved eggs and so it was. The black skillet wondered and amazed the whole family. The whole wheat bagle won their hearts.
during the course of hiler evolution, it becomes nessesary for we the hikers of the appalachian trail states of america,being of sound body and mind do hearby the right to posses and carry bacon a well baconed malisha of hikers twas the first day out of franklin, my true love said to me take it, to kathadin, one more time hikin, got my chips straped on starry starry night, maras body feels so tight happy hiking to you, happy hiking you thru, happy hiking dear team thunder, happy kiteing to thrus.
One day, while hiking the appalachian trail nobo, team thunder caught a wiff of bacon toilet water. They new well the difference between toilet water and the real deal. A quarter ounce of matthewskis bacon perfume goes for over200$ in macys. They smelled bacon toilet water and so were not amused. They knew well the offerings of real , full strength matthewski bacon they would soon be swimming in. they had no admiration for the bacon toilet water perfume wafting twords them.johnney especialy, could not care. Sudenly, and with not too much warning, they were confused. The oder turnned pure and now team thunder was in thick full bacon jacketed , hollow pig point plus bacon crossfire. Then they turnned a blind corner and found matthewski. In one skillet he had sizzeleen as a cloke for the other, real skillet full of doublesmoked bacon from espositos. Sitting and babbeling nonsencickly, they had questions. Lots of mostly bacon oriented questions with the occasional non bacon question like, whats up matty?. After much feasting, matty broke the news. Yes thunder, im southbounding with full jesters mom baked goods support. So their. I have nacon and cake.....whatchewgot? and matty hoisted his cakes and aplit for the georgia. And thunder walked to maine for his second time. But confused. And soooooo billville.
In those days giant sandwiches lived among men. And they saw the daughters of men were beautyfull so they took them as wives. Kinda. The wood was dark and foggy like a guinniss that day. The fall leaves were thick as guinniss foam. The hikers slogged around like bums waiting for the liqure store to open. The first flies were out. A couple of shit flies named and slingflad. Other than that, nothin was up.
Team thunder: we are not recieving you. If your in trouble toggle your mic twice. Otherwise proceed with operation veg munch bobe. Your matthewski window of earlyiest launch is now been calculated at 00000000.sometime in about 4 weeks or sooner. There is a smaller window in 2.5 weeks of lesser oppurtunity. The PX5TRILLION is loaded, on pad 1A running on internal systems. All ambilical cords have been removed. our launch team estimates the gravitational grip of the city to be low. CONFIDENCE IS HIGH/SPELLING LOW. a change has been made to the onboard strap on systems . CURTY, has been added. This mascot unit exsperoment will try to unlock the coconut monkey theory and give humankind a better understanding of why we carry such things on such voyages.
Johnney thunder has twinkely eyelashes and eyes.its true, and disturbing. Johnney thunder cannot be out sandwitched,out leeky pole thrown, out scampered over wet rock and mud , out motovated, out AYCEed, out locked in hotel rooms with his woman, out versed in the way of traildom, out billvilled, out koreaed, out outed as a hiker, out outsided, out damasusisked or out picknic table danced.
ReplyDeleteMatthewski cannot be out bobed, out baconed . Out doged, out kited, out trail gremlined, out trash picked up, out pancaked, out motovated to hike, out arted, out glucosed, cleaned, out accedent prone, out stumbled with or without falling, out strap oned, out steaked or out room 23ed.
The sandwich described hearin can be looked at on matthew weinstones facebook page. its design and mission statement dont conflict with johnney thunders slammin samich achievments .
ReplyDeleteOn the low fire under an old black skillet sat a family of garlicheads. Just weeks before the were in the farm wondering what chef would prepare them. They were from the poor side of garlic field 25d. Little cindy lou garlichead wanted to be a garlic burger. Bobby garlichead thaught day and night of being mashed sweets. But pappa daddy matthewski garlichead loved eggs and so it was. The black skillet wondered and amazed the whole family. The whole wheat bagle won their hearts.
during the course of hiler evolution, it becomes nessesary for
ReplyDeletewe the hikers of the appalachian trail states of america,being of sound body and mind do hearby
the right to posses and carry bacon
a well baconed malisha of hikers
twas the first day out of franklin, my true love said to me
take it, to kathadin, one more time
hikin, got my chips straped on
starry starry night, maras body feels so tight
happy hiking to you, happy hiking you thru, happy hiking dear team thunder, happy kiteing to thrus.
One day, while hiking the appalachian trail nobo, team thunder caught a wiff of bacon toilet water. They new well the difference between toilet water and the real deal. A quarter ounce of matthewskis bacon perfume goes for over200$ in macys. They smelled bacon toilet water and so were not amused. They knew well the offerings of real , full strength matthewski bacon they would soon be swimming in. they had no admiration for the bacon toilet water perfume wafting twords them.johnney especialy, could not care.
ReplyDeleteSudenly, and with not too much warning, they were confused. The oder turnned pure and now team thunder was in thick full bacon jacketed , hollow pig point plus bacon crossfire. Then they turnned a blind corner and found matthewski. In one skillet he had sizzeleen as a cloke for the other, real skillet full of doublesmoked bacon from espositos. Sitting and babbeling nonsencickly, they had questions. Lots of mostly bacon oriented questions with the occasional non bacon question like, whats up matty?.
After much feasting, matty broke the news.
Yes thunder, im southbounding with full jesters mom baked goods support. So their. I have nacon and cake.....whatchewgot?
and matty hoisted his cakes and aplit for the georgia. And thunder walked to maine for his second time. But confused. And soooooo billville.
In those days giant sandwiches lived among men.
ReplyDeleteAnd they saw the daughters of men were beautyfull so they took them as wives. Kinda.
The wood was dark and foggy like a guinniss that day. The fall leaves were thick as guinniss foam. The hikers slogged around like bums waiting for the liqure store to open. The first flies were out. A couple of shit flies named and slingflad. Other than that, nothin was up.
Team thunder:
ReplyDeletewe are not recieving you. If your in trouble toggle your mic twice. Otherwise proceed with operation veg munch bobe.
Your matthewski window of earlyiest launch is now been calculated at 00000000.sometime in about 4 weeks or sooner. There is a smaller window in 2.5 weeks of lesser oppurtunity.
The PX5TRILLION is loaded, on pad 1A running on internal systems. All ambilical cords have been removed.
our launch team estimates the gravitational grip of the city to be low.
CONFIDENCE IS HIGH/SPELLING LOW.
a change has been made to the onboard strap on systems . CURTY, has been added. This mascot unit exsperoment will try to unlock the coconut monkey theory and give humankind a better understanding of why we carry such things on such voyages.